I trusted you Dave.
I really trusted you, man.
Hey, guys. you remember that episode of Rugrats where all the babies got babysitters and acted totally awful and the baby sitters wanted to give the babies back?
LET’S DO THIS TO YAHOO!!!!
Be so awful they are like, “Whoa, no. No. This is NOT what I bargained for. Please, we don’t want it. Take these people from us.”
Just gotta be weird enough so the normals at yahoo want to put us back where we came from or so help them.
Reblog as much dick as you can before you can’t anymore.
THANKS YAHOO FOR RUINING MY BIRTHDAY! JUST GTFO AND LEAVE US ALONE!
Fuck you David Karp.
We will all be out to get you VERY soon. Your 1.1 billion dollars better be used on security. You’re gonna need it, I’m sure.
I hope Yahoo checks the fucking ‘Yahoo bought Tumblr’ tag.
IT’S BEEN LESS THAN TWO MONTHS SINCE I STARTED MY BLOG AND THIS ISN’T THE WAY I WANT IT TO END NOOOOOOO YAHOO YOU FUCKERS DIE MARISSA MELISSA OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THE CEO’S NAME IS AAAAHH OMFG DAMN GODDAMMIT I’M MAD THOSE WALLFUCKERS CAN’T DO THIS TO US NOOOO AAARGH